1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:03,350 No. 2 00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:05,950 No, you breastfeed the baby, Jason. 3 00:00:07,070 --> 00:00:08,290 I have another call. 4 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:17,970 Maggie? Too late, Jason. I already scrubbed my own back. 5 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,530 Honey, do you know what time it is? 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,310 Hi. Hi. 7 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:25,750 We're going to do this again, and this time we really need to believe your 8 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:26,810 confusion. All right? 9 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:31,190 In five seconds. Four, three, two, and... 10 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:32,790 Who was that? 11 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:36,230 And what are these TV cameras doing in our bathroom? 12 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:38,590 I feel so good. 13 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:42,110 Honey, you're not pregnant. 14 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:44,030 Of course I'm not pregnant. 15 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,930 But you were last night. You've been pregnant for the last four months. 16 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:49,050 Excuse me, honey. You're blocking my shot. 17 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:53,530 Honey, you're pregnant for four months and suddenly you step into the shower 18 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:54,389 now you're not? 19 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:56,270 Oh, Jason, you must have dreamed all that. 20 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:58,590 That couldn't be, honey. That only happens on television. 21 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:00,530 Bad television. 22 00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:02,870 Look at this. 23 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:05,269 I'm going to tell the studio I want that hairdresser fired. 24 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:06,930 I don't care how many kids she's supporting. 25 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:12,690 Oh, Jason. Jason. 26 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:14,890 What? What? Look at me. What? Look. 27 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:16,690 Oh, I'm pregnant. 28 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:18,749 I know. 29 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,250 I was there when it happened. 30 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,270 Oh, it was a dream. 31 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:23,770 Thank you. 32 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:27,030 Not that. What I dreamed. 33 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:28,930 Oh. What did you dream? 34 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:31,750 I stepped out of the shower and suddenly I wasn't pregnant. 35 00:01:32,270 --> 00:01:34,930 Everything that had happened in the last four months had been changed. 36 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,270 Oh, that only happens on television. 37 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:39,250 Bad television. 38 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:42,050 Not necessarily. 39 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,420 dream could mean that you have some mixed emotions about being pregnant oh 40 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:55,440 i am thrilled about having another baby i am happy i am proud i want the whole 41 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,680 world to know can't tell i'm pregnant in this can you i mean i can't even tell 42 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:06,760 you're a woman in there so you hate it no no no no it's nice you're lying well 43 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,940 you didn't say you were going to look at some nice maternity clothes 44 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:14,310 Jason, how can I buy maternity clothes? I have no time between work and home and 45 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:17,090 getting the nursery ready. Yeah, when's your boss going to let you slow down a 46 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:18,290 little bit after the baby's born? 47 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:20,370 Well... What did he say when you told him you were pregnant? 48 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:21,890 Well, not that much, really. Uh -huh. 49 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:26,050 Uh -huh what? You still haven't even told him, have you? Oh, Jason, you think 50 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:28,150 you know me so well. Yes, I do. 51 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,330 Okay. It just hasn't been the right time yet. Well, I'll tell you when the wrong 52 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:35,630 time will be. It'll be next week when you're in a leotard doing your series on 53 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,110 aerobics. Oh, so you prefer I wear something baggy? 54 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,820 Oh, honey, I just... You know what I think? I think you are the one who's 55 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,140 uncomfortable with me being pregnant. 56 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,820 What? How else do you explain your dream? 57 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,200 It was your dream. 58 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,460 Oh. 59 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:54,760 I think the sooner you tell your boss you're having a baby, the better. 60 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:59,260 You're right. Good. I will definitely tell him today. That's my girl. 61 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,700 If I see him. Oh. 62 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,220 Boy, this is great. We get a whole school day off. 63 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,980 I love teacher conferences. 64 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,940 Yeah, we need more of them. 65 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:12,170 What do you think those teachers talk about all day? 66 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:13,430 You, Ben. 67 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,050 What? 68 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:16,669 Morning. 69 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:20,410 School books on a holiday? Even nerds don't do that. 70 00:04:21,089 --> 00:04:24,650 To your information, these happen to be books of names. I'm preparing a list of 71 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:25,930 suggestions for my new sister. 72 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:29,370 Sister? Carol, you're wasting your time. It's going to be a boy. 73 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:33,550 If it's another boy, you can name him whatever you want. I'm leaving home. 74 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:35,910 You promise? 75 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,459 Come on, relax. 76 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,540 I was just kidding. Those teachers aren't talking about you. 77 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,160 Oh, it's going to be so neat. 78 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:50,360 Dressing her in cute little clothes, taking her for a walk. 79 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,060 Having him barf on you. 80 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:56,920 Babies do that? Yeah, it's one of the nicer things that they do. 81 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,640 Did I do that when I was a baby? 82 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,080 Yeah, all over me. 83 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,280 Put her there, bro. 84 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,980 Just wait. When the new baby gets here, you both... they're going to have to 85 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,660 clean up your acts. Big deal. 86 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,380 You'll think it's a big deal when Mom can't save you with that baby defense 87 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,220 anymore. Baby defense? 88 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,800 Yeah, you know. 89 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:19,240 Oh, Jason, go easy on him. He's our baby. 90 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:24,640 And face it, Ben, you do a lot of dumb baby things. You take that back! 91 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,780 Ben, don't play with your food. You're not a baby. 92 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,400 Your father's right, Ben. 93 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,600 You better have more than that. You're eating for two. 94 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,190 So has Ben. 95 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:37,410 Thank you, Jason. 96 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:41,790 Bye, kids. Enjoy your day off. And don't you forget, today's the day... Yes, I 97 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:43,810 will talk to my boss. I promise. You want it written in blood? 98 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:46,530 Sorry, I've got to go. 99 00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:51,870 Well, your mother's feeling a little tense. 100 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,390 A little? Good thing she didn't have a gun. 101 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:58,890 Well, she's pregnant, tired, and overworked. Who isn't? 102 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:01,970 I understand. 103 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:06,250 I mean, it must be very difficult to have a baby in the autumn of your life. 104 00:06:07,190 --> 00:06:09,950 Ooh, don't you ever, ever, never say that to your mother. 105 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:14,450 Gotcha. I wish there was something we could do for her. You know, make her 106 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:18,070 good. She's been so worried lately about getting ready for the baby, decorating 107 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:19,530 the nursery. Dad, that's it. 108 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,810 Dad, we could decorate the nursery today. 109 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,310 That's not a bad idea. 110 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:26,030 Thank you. 111 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:28,470 But, Dad, I had big stuff to do today. 112 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,750 Wouldn't you like to do something nice for your mother? 113 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,570 Do I have a toy? No. 114 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,770 Sure. What about you, Mike? 115 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:38,090 Well, actually, I was planning on spending the entire day studying. 116 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:40,110 I'd love to help. 117 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,109 But great. 118 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,910 This is really going to cheer her up. We're going to take that guest room, 119 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:45,710 it into the best -looking nursery she ever saw. 120 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:47,170 Come on, let's go. 121 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:48,390 Good thinking, Carol. 122 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:49,570 Thank you. 123 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,690 Yeah, good thinking, Carol. Now you just ruined the whole day for all of us. 124 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:54,390 That was my plan. 125 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:58,710 Twelve. 126 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,650 What's... 127 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:03,230 Well, I never thought of this before, but the guest room's all the way down 128 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,230 hall. So? 129 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:07,050 Well, your mom and I have to be much closer to the nursery. 130 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,670 But all the other rooms are taken. 131 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:12,930 Well, we just might have to do some rearranging. 132 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,310 I'll be right back. 133 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:18,070 Rearranging? Oh, no. Who's going to lose their room? 134 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:19,470 What? 135 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:21,970 Mike, what matters is what's good for the baby. 136 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:24,030 Good. Then you give up your room. 137 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:28,530 Well, if that's the decision, then that's the decision. 138 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:29,830 Carol, telephone. 139 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:34,170 Betty, look, we've got to move fast here. Move? You mean we're out? No, no, 140 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:37,010 no. I just mean that we've got to make sure that you don't wind up in the guest 141 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:39,130 room. Why would I wind up in the guest room? 142 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:42,650 Well, think about it, Ben. Whose room is closer to Mom's than Dad's? 143 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:43,910 Yours. 144 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:48,690 Okay, but between the two of us, which has the least physical damage? 145 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:50,610 Mine. Right. 146 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:52,210 Oh, no. 147 00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:55,130 Yeah, and I bet Carol is pointing that out to Dad right now. 148 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,990 I would do anything to get out of that guest room. 149 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:05,110 Me too. It's got fruity wallpaper and smells like grandma. 150 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:13,430 I just wish that there was some way that we could make sure that... Oh, wait a 151 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:14,430 minute. 152 00:08:15,510 --> 00:08:17,570 Oh, now that's too crazy. 153 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:22,990 No, it isn't. Let's do it. What is it? Okay, all right. You volunteer to give 154 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:23,709 your room. 155 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:27,950 It is too crazy. Betty, Betty, listen here. Now, Dad will be so touched. 156 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:31,010 that you offered your room to the baby, that he'll reward you and let you pick 157 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,150 any other bedroom in the house. 158 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,429 Great, I'll take yours. 159 00:08:34,169 --> 00:08:36,830 Come on, think about it. Who has the biggest bedroom in the house? 160 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,130 Mom and Dad. 161 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:40,390 Okay, second biggest. 162 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:41,909 Carol. Right. 163 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:45,950 I know this is an ugly thing to do, Ben, but with the baby coming, these are 164 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:46,950 ugly times. 165 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,350 Okay, where were we? 166 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,630 Dad, I want the baby to have my room. 167 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:55,850 Oh, that's very unselfish of you, Ben. I'm touched. 168 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,080 I just want what's ever best for the baby. 169 00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,540 You mean that? 170 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,580 Cross my heart. 171 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,800 Well, you know, your room and Mike's are both so close, that was going to be a 172 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,619 toss -up. 173 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,339 It was? 174 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:09,480 Yes, but your generosity, Ben, has made a tough decision easy for me. 175 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,780 And I want you to know that just as soon as we finish the baby's room, we'll get 176 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,540 to work on fixing up the guest room for you. 177 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,820 Okay? 178 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,460 All right, Benny, we tried. 179 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 Oh, come on. 180 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:39,420 Thelma, will you tell me the minute Mr. Tittlevich is off the phone? 181 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,400 Yeah, it won't be long. He's just talking to Shauna about when she's 182 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,400 from maternity leave. 183 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:45,920 Oh, how's her baby? 184 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,460 Shauna says that he's finally sleeping through the night. Oh. 185 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,220 You sure you're up to going through all that again? 186 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,760 Oh, definitely. It's all part. 187 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,300 Of course I know. 188 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,900 It's Shauna all over again. 189 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,280 Wearing baggy clothes, running to the bathroom every five minutes. 190 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:06,180 Saying, oh, every time somebody mentions the baby. 191 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,580 Freaking out about telling Mr. 192 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,860 Sidlovich. Oh, I am not freaking out. I was just waiting for the right time. 193 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,920 This is the right time. 194 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:18,740 You know, when Shauna finally told him about her baby, he was thrilled. 195 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,740 Really? Maggie, he's a family man himself. He's a pussycat. 196 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:30,130 Mr. Sidlovich, I just need one moment of your time. Maggie, one second. 197 00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:31,650 Thelma, send out a memo. 198 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:36,270 Shauna Small will not be returning to the Channel 19 anchor desk having 199 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:39,570 to stay at home with her new baby, if you can believe that garbage. 200 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:46,050 Effective immediately, any woman who works at Channel 19 who gets pregnant 201 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:47,050 be fired. 202 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:49,630 Cordially, Sid Sidlovich. 203 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,710 Sir, you can't do that. 204 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:56,160 I don't want to do it. I just wanted to say it. 205 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,640 Well, Maggie, what did you want to see me about? 206 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:05,760 Oh, I just wanted to say, uh, have a nice day. 207 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,140 Isn't she sweet? 208 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,780 All right, guys. Great job. 209 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,850 Just bring those paint cans out to the garage. when you're finished. Wait till 210 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:24,910 your mom gets up. She sees it. She's going to be so happy. She's going to cry 211 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:25,910 like a baby. 212 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,890 So, you're never going to talk to me again? 213 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,610 Never. You just did. 214 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,130 Starting now. 215 00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:33,330 You did it again. 216 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,390 Stop it, Mike. 217 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:40,450 All right, all right. Come on, Benny. Here, look. Now, consider what I've done 218 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,530 to you a valuable lesson in learning how to look out for yourself once you've 219 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,130 been replaced as the baby in the family. 220 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,450 I'm going to tell Dad. 221 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:47,559 Tell Dad what? 222 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,720 Ah, nothing, nothing. He's hallucinating. I think he's been into 223 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,720 phase. 224 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,540 Mike said that if I gave up my room, Dad would give me yours. 225 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:59,980 What? Well, all he was doing was fixing it, so his room was getting more and 226 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:00,980 more stuff. 227 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:06,200 Hold it, hold it, hold it. Whatever this is about, it can wait. Now, your 228 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,820 mother's on her way up the stairs. When she gets here, we all yell surprise, 229 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:09,979 okay? 230 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,640 Jason? Yes, we're up in Ben's room. 231 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,140 Not anymore. 232 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:17,380 Surprise! 233 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,440 Yeah, yeah. 234 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:25,120 You did all this? Yeah, well, not just myself. It was everybody. 235 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,340 Everybody? 236 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 Except me. 237 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,120 Honey? 238 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,380 She loves it. 239 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,700 I just don't get it. I thought you'd be so pleased we picked up the nursery. Oh, 240 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,020 with a nice gesture, Jason. 241 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,240 Even with the hideous drapes. 242 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,560 But what kind of a mother am I going to be if I don't even have time to take 243 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,000 part in getting the nursery ready? 244 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,700 You're a great one, honey, a sensational one. 245 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,320 She just doesn't have any taste in drapes. 246 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,360 A great mother would have been able to tell her boss she was pregnant. 247 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,800 What? 248 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:06,900 I chickened out. 249 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,920 Honey, why are you so afraid to tell him? I am not afraid. I know what it is. 250 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,960 I'm just... 251 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,260 Well, what are you so afraid, so scared of? 252 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,740 Well, I don't know. That he'll treat me like I'm pregnant and things are going 253 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:25,820 to change. I mean, of course things are going to change. But I don't want them 254 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:28,760 to change. I'm finally fitting in at work, doing a great job. 255 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,200 But, sweetheart, we just have to face it. 256 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,120 Now, we're going to have to make some adjustments. 257 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900 What adjustments? 258 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:39,260 Well, like reducing my patient load. 259 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,140 Can you do that? Of course I can. 260 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,160 I just have to start curing those nutso's fast. 261 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,900 What? It's a joke, honey. 262 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,980 But we've never talked about you scaling down your practice before. 263 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,480 I just never thought of it before. Well, shouldn't you have thought of it 264 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,280 before? I guess. I don't know. Oh, great. This kid doesn't have a chance. 265 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,380 He's got a terrible mother and a thoughtless jokester for a father. 266 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,760 All right, Benny, I'll admit it. My plan didn't work out perfectly. 267 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,600 Oh, sure it did. 268 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,980 Hey, come on, Benny. I got the best of motives here. I mean, I wanted Carol to 269 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:14,980 get the short end of the stick. 270 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,820 Ben, you see what happens when you trust Mike? 271 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,000 You end up in the guest room. 272 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,640 A guest in your own home. 273 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:28,200 And boy, you might as well just go rent an apartment or something. 274 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080 Not bad, 275 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,280 Carol. Not bad. 276 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:40,190 When Mom and Dad find out about this, and I promise you, They will. 277 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:44,170 You will be in deep, deep trouble. 278 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,390 Look, don't start blaming Ben's housing problems on me. 279 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,550 Whose fault is it? 280 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,650 I think we both know the answer to that one. 281 00:14:57,170 --> 00:15:00,450 You're blaming this on an unborn child? 282 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:05,270 Hey, let's look at the facts here, Carol. I mean, so far, this kid, who I 283 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,870 personally don't even know yet, hasn't said everybody. 284 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,420 It is going to be a girl. 285 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,660 Mike, I'll pray for you. 286 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:19,980 Look, Carol, I mean, nobody bothered to ask me how I felt about having a new kid 287 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:20,939 around this house. 288 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,840 Well, so nobody asked Ben or me either. 289 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:26,520 Well, all I'm saying is, I mean, if we have family meetings about vacations, 290 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,900 shouldn't we have had one about this? 291 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 You're right. 292 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,600 Yeah. You know what I think? 293 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,760 I think Mom and Dad are trying to sneak this new kid by. 294 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,720 Well, Mike, we should still have a family meeting. I mean, we obviously 295 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,720 lot to discuss. 296 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,780 I bet Mom and Dad will think it's a great idea, too. 297 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,900 They love it when we want to communicate. 298 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,720 And I'll be the one who proposed it. 299 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,360 Okay, okay, here's the answer to that problem. 300 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,860 When the baby cries at night, I'll be the one who gets it. No, no, no, no. You 301 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:02,960 have to look good in front of that news camera. When you sleep, you look like 302 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,960 death warmed over. 303 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,600 A nice death. 304 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,640 But, Jason... 305 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,940 Jason, you have to get your sleep, too. You have patients every morning. 306 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,380 Oh, sure, but when I look like hell in the morning, my patients feel better 307 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,380 about themselves. 308 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,820 Isn't that my job? 309 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,860 Oh, but what if you resent scaling down your practice? What if you resent me? 310 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,920 What if you resent the baby? 311 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,160 Oh, Maggie. 312 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:28,300 Mom, Dad, we need to see for a family meeting right now. I fear for the future 313 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,300 of this family. 314 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,260 Mike, we're a little busy. Yeah, but Dad, we need to... Another time, Mike. 315 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,740 Mom, Dad, we really need to see for a family meeting immediately. 316 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:37,020 Trust me. 317 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:40,510 Carol, let your mother just explain to Mike. Absolutely, Carol. Let's go. 318 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:43,670 What? Come on, Ed. 319 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,110 You heard your mother? 320 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,930 Living room, kitchen, one burr. 321 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,710 What the heck's a burr? 322 00:16:56,770 --> 00:17:00,150 Hmm. Swimming pool, TV, refrigerator. 323 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,470 No laundry! All wrong! 324 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:09,780 What? 325 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,079 But, sweetheart, why? 326 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,920 Well, as long as I've locked my room, I might as well get something nice without 327 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,160 flowers on the wall. 328 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,240 Well, how are you going to pay for this? 329 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:22,560 No problem. See, most of these ads say first month's rent free. Well, I'll just 330 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,560 move every month. 331 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,540 I'd like to call the Seaver family meeting to order. 332 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,800 I move that we talk about how Mike conned Ben out of his room. 333 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,100 Carol, you have not been recognized. In fact, I'm not even sure that's you at 334 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,100 all. 335 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,240 Mike, what did you do to Ben? 336 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,260 Dad, I don't believe that's the purpose of this meeting here today. I think what 337 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,020 we should be talking about is this baby man. 338 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,660 Baby man? 339 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,820 Mike, this baby is a blessed event. 340 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,680 With a sergeant in arms, please escort this lady out. 341 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,740 Mom, Dad, Mike hates the baby. 342 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,940 What? No, no, no, no. You have me confused with Ben. 343 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,640 Ben? I just want my room back. 344 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,900 But you volunteered to give it up, didn't you? 345 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,800 This meeting is adjourned. Thank you very much for coming. 346 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,120 It is not. 347 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,480 Mike, get back in here. 348 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,680 Kids, this new baby is going to change things around here, and some of them are 349 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,340 going to be wonderful, some of them aren't. All you two can think about is 350 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:18,780 yourselves. Personally, I'm going to love everything about this baby. 351 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,520 Even coming home straight after school to help out? 352 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800 Of course. 353 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,160 This wouldn't be every day, would it? 354 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,680 No, but Carol, are you ready for things like changing dirty diapers? 355 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,100 Oh, I thought Ben would do that. 356 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:37,080 Why me? Because my instinct tells me you'd be good at it. 357 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,840 Dink is right. 358 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:44,100 Carol, you will be doing your share of changing dirty diapers. 359 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,760 Ew. 360 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,960 Let the record show that Miss Blessed Event here said, quote, ew. 361 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:56,200 All right, now every member of this family is going to have to make some 362 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,200 sacrifices here. 363 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:58,860 Me too? Yes, you too. 364 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,460 You're going to have to get used to the new stereo policy. 365 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:06,220 Okay, okay, all right. My show will be turned off every night by 11 p .m. 366 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,740 1 a .m. tops. 367 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,160 That's not what we had in mind. 368 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,680 Okay, midnight it is. You can count on me. 369 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,160 There will be no music while the baby is asleep, day or night. 370 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,700 Day or night? What's left? 371 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,380 Ben, how do you feel about making sacrifices? 372 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,120 Fine with me. I'm going to be hanging out in my duplex. 373 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,140 I'm still not clear how Ben lost his room. 374 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,940 Mike conned me out of it. 375 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:35,380 Let the record show Mike and I will talk later, during moonlighting. 376 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,500 You have to suffer when you're the one having the baby. 377 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,680 Ben, you kids aren't the only ones being asked to sacrifice around here. Your 378 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,320 father's going to rearrange his whole practice. 379 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,380 And your mother's going to take time off from a job she's just getting used to. 380 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,760 Well, if this baby's messing everybody up, then why are you having it? 381 00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:57,980 Why? 382 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,560 Yeah, why? 383 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:04,580 Yeah, well, I never thought about putting it into words. 384 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,940 That's not easy to do. 385 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,900 So you guys don't know either? 386 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:11,370 Oh, no, no, no. We know. Well, 387 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:19,930 I guess because the baby is as close to a miracle as we're ever going to get. 388 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:25,150 And having each one of you was the most wonderful thing to ever happen to your 389 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,150 father and me. 390 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:29,610 Thank you, Mom. That's really beautiful. 391 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,430 Especially the way you include Mike. 392 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:37,230 Carol. Does that answer your question, babe? No. 393 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,340 No. Jason? 394 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:46,420 Yes, well, uh, well, Ben, uh, your mother and I, we believe there's nothing 395 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,020 the world more important than our family. We sure do. 396 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,920 Not work, or losing sleep. 397 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,240 Not me reducing my patient load. 398 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,620 Nothing. 399 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:59,080 Oh, honey, why didn't we come up with all this upstairs? I don't know. 400 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,640 Oh, Jason, this baby's gonna be great. 401 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,860 That doesn't answer my question either. 402 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:11,870 I think what Ben's trying to ask here is, what's in this baby deal for us? 403 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,550 What's in it for you? 404 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:21,310 It was Ben's question. 405 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,230 Why, everything. 406 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:25,830 The same that's in it for us. 407 00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:30,350 Now, you guys insult each other more than anybody I know, but I'd also bet my 408 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:33,750 soul that deep down underneath all of that, each one of you loves each other. 409 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,330 Now, Carol, how would you really feel if there were no Mike? 410 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,820 Huh? 411 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,840 And Ben, how would you really feel if there were no Carol? 412 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,100 Huh? 413 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:48,620 And Mike, what would you really feel if... Don't you say one word as far as 414 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:49,620 sense of humor goes. 415 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:54,680 I just think we are all going to have a new person to love. 416 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,200 And once he or she is here, we'll wonder how we ever lived without her. 417 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,060 Or him. 418 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,160 Ben, does that answer your question? 419 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,440 I think so. 420 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,530 when Mom had the baby, we're all pregnant? 421 00:22:12,390 --> 00:22:14,130 Well, you couldn't be more right, Ben. 422 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,310 This is so sweet. 423 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,390 Mike, are you crying too? 424 00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:25,570 No, it's your feet. 425 00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:26,930 I 426 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:34,930 can't 427 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,290 remember when I was more proud. 428 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:41,670 Yeah, they are finally, truly excited about the baby. 429 00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:43,830 And you were wonderful. 430 00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:45,150 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 431 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:53,150 Honey, who are you calling at this hour? Oh, my doctor, it's time. What? 432 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,770 Just kidding. 433 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:56,970 My boss. 434 00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:58,690 Why don't you call him tomorrow? 435 00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:01,550 No, I don't want to put this off another... Hello, this is Maggie. 436 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,150 I'm calling to tell you I'm pregnant. 437 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:06,970 I'm four months along, but if you still want to put me in a leotard next week... 438 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,100 I'm game. 439 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,480 This isn't 5 -5 -5 -1 -2.